I have had to fill out a lot of paperwork lately that has asked me to list my occupation. Job title....hmmmm--that is a very interesting question to ask a stay-at-home mama. Here are some of the options I'm considering using the next times I need to answer the same question.
Household Manager
Personal Assistant
Domestic Goddess
Short-order Cook
Meal Planner
Dishwasher
Cleaning Lady
Ass Wiper
Wardrobe Consultant
Chauffeur
Nurse/Boo-Boo Kisser
Playground Lady
Personal Shopper
Errand Runner
Social Coordinator
Party Planner
Photographer/Videographer
Hair Stylist
Freakin' Kiddie Clown
Beatboxer Extrordinnaire
Noise Maker
Shuttle Bus Driver
Referee
Lifegaurd
Dog Walker
I mean the list could go on and on. Believe me, I will be listing these in the future because sometimes 'mom' just seems boring. (Although any mom knows it is anything but!) Perhaps I will just write in ROCKSTAR. Because after a day of completing all of the above mentioned tasks, and more, I feel like one.
I'm proud to be the mama of this mess!
You should just say ...too numerous to list all my jobs and titles....the list of my skills goes on and on !!!!!!!!Nanny S
ReplyDeletei love this post!!
ReplyDeletelove it. my sister called herself "homestead manager" when they lived on some land outside the city in Ohio.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes you ARE a ROCKSTAR:):):)
ReplyDeleteHahaha...laughing outloud. You are soooo all of those and much more! You are an amazing Mama.
ReplyDeleteSo weird to see you walking on a country road. LOVE IT!
Love this one, Karla. You missed Napkin and Tissue which are two of my most fulfilling roles in my house. Serving as a five year old's tissue for his tears (and more) is truly the highlight of any day. :)
ReplyDeleteThey are growing up so fast! Sweetpeas!