1. No need for an alarm clock.
2. We will never have a bird or squirrel break into our house.
3. Limited kitchen floor clean-up.
4. Custom beagle-scratched hardwood floors.
5. Free lawn fertilizer.
6. No need for an electric blanket.
7. She pees like a lady...and a gentleman!
8. Cheap entertainment.
9. A hero's welcome every single time we come in the door.
10. She pre-washes all of our dishes for us.
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